I've come across a surprising amount of middle-aged assholes in Toyota Solara convertibles.

@twoeightnine: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

How many typical NHL players would it take to beat the shit out of a team of 11 professional soccer players? I'm thinking three, unless the hockey players were wearing cups, in which case I'd say two.

@Lionel Osbourne: Ah, The National. That was a sports media juggernaut, wasn't it? Kind of a new, improved buggy whip.

@shmendo: I kid!, I kid! I kid because I love... that they don't know my home address.

One new post in the last 4 hours for Deadspin and Jalopnik. I suspect there's a new peephole in the Gawker lady's room, and all these guys are watching the Jezebel staff shave their backs.

All these rotten sweet hitting kids one upping each other. It reminds of the Six Minute Abs scene from There's Something About Mary.

Easiest job ever? Director of a televised Croatian sporting event.

@Barry Lutz: He also thinks Bango is the top mascot and Mr. Met, the bottom.

@President Camacho: When he asks for a Pimm's cup, they'll hand him a jock.

Ascot sales in Nashville have surged. Three more are being sent to Tennessee to satisfy the demand.

At least one of those concussions was caused by anti-social behavior.

@Gamboa Constrictor: That water could have stained someone's tie! Or maybe knocked an eye out.

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: I didn't realize Madonna was a Method actor.

@MikeRichterControlsTheUniverse: Was there an actual lopping?, I think not my good sir!

Yeah, the insurance company owned the $43,000? total, and might have gotten $5,000 for the parts; or they give the dealership $10,000 or so to make it go away.

I come from a kind of Calvinist view of dicks, in that if you're a dick, you're probably doomed to be a dick. It's really hard to turn that boat around.

I think that dog's name is Luka.

I didn't realize Deadspin also had a P-Team.

@Murray Hewitt: Wait, so you're saying that the hat I wear when I'm doing pushups doesn't actually increase the wind resistance?