We definitely need a now pic,if only to get that hair out of the collective Deadspin image, and I'm betting you broke your right collarbone at some point.

@Beer_Fart: I agree. 47.5% was low when I was in college, ages ago. It was more like 47.8%, or maybe 75.2%.

@timmyintransit: Let's not drag Ultimate Frisbee into this conversation.

@Murray Hewitt: I'm thinking there might be a cold hand problem.

@ptarmigan: The U.S. still wants Canada. We lust after your shale oil. And wheat. Oh, and your women, I guess.

1812, a righteous war? I vote yes! Badmouthing Brits(always a good idea) who frankly were acting like ocean-going bullies in an, ahem, nautical enviroment that would make a Dominican baseball player or Eric Massa blush. Hmm.

Next step: changing the school mascot to Ryan Leaf.

@FlyoverCountry: Sharp eyes - no Presidente on the ground.

The most amazing thing about that guy on the ground is that almost certainly someone has voluntarily had sex with him.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: After 10 minutes with Lionel Osbourne.

And since you dopes only drink light beer, a tip: if your budget limits you to Bud Light and insufficient ice or Natty Light and a proper amount(a shitload) of ice, this is the one time to go for the worse beer. But don't drink light beer.

Left to right: Cutiepie, shrunken head mascot, Roofieman, future mom/Christian, chronic masturbater and starred Deadspin commenter, tart best spoken to between beers 2 and 4, douchebag with sunglasses indoors, family disappointment that he didn't get into M.I.T. like his brother.

Chris Johnson does not approve those rims.

@MyPubesAreOnFire: It's just a bit crusty and looks like something a monk would be proud to wear over his hair shirt.

This is John Wayne Bobbit's girlfriend and everyone should know that he has a DICK.

I wonder how the riots are going in College Park.

Ask a seven year to draw a taxicab and it'll look a lot like this.

I thought Wolfard had an informative Amazon review, with only one major grammatical error. However, I found his reliance on passive verbs ultimately disappointing. Three stars.

And this is why Bruce Pearl should keep his shirt on.

@stopcrazypp: Yeah, I agree. I'm old enough to remember the Audi episode and this is deja vu all over again.