One Darko was -12 last night, the other was -2

Yet another Pope getting in trouble for a lack of concern about a young man's balls.

@DirkToberFest: Excellent

@bevraj of choice: Hey, a star! good work.

@Babcocksure: Excellent

Okay sweetheart, we get the sexual imagery.

Talk about yellow journalism! That theory is all wet.

It would be interesting to see the same breakdown for non-Toyotas with unintended acceleration. I bet it looks pretty similar.

Be happy he didn't have a dingleberry.

@thatbrutha: You can fact-check for me, but I think her mom is a pretty big shot politician and her dad is a journalist. She's not a dope. And I'm just guessing a bit here that Tiger's(who I suspect is a bright guy, but so are Eliot Spitzer and Bill Clinton) enrollment at Stanford may also have had something to do…

Ahh, sorry AJ. I used to own a townhouse on Warren between Smith and Court, back in the exciting crack era. Kind of a marginal neighborhood back then. My sister and I(two apartments, get your mind out of the gutter) bought it for $200,000, sold it for $350,000. I guess it's worth 2+mil now.

@tonyola: I stand corrected. Maybe I was getting confused with the 427 Big block chevy

@tonyola: It might have been a 429, but they definitely didn't call it that, much to my teenage dismay.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: And I think 120 hp out of a 426(I think - it wasn't a 429) c.i. engine. I remember driving it home once from college(200 miles) without a muffler. The only louder vehicle ford ever made was a plane.

I had one of these at college. I was very popular after football practice - the dining hall was 10 minute walk uphill. It fit well over a ton of football players.

@oddball67: Excellent point

@Jeepin' in AK: I hope Mahindra takes off. Then you'll get that, with a diesel option.

@The Dead Inside Group of Companies Limited: Thanks, pal. Now I have a whole new set of nightmares.

Wait, I thought he was just a goodhearted polyamorous fella trying to make a living. I'm shocked, shocked!, that he's a bit of a scumbag.

All kidding aside, that's how you handle a crisis. What crisis? Crisis? I have to wash my hair. Good night.