A steaming platter of spaghetti with meat sauce for two? That's a big woman who's about to get bigger, I mentally added.

@Blue387: Excellent call.

If that's Whitey there in the front, the dog whisperer in me says that me says that he's either on his way to Austin to bite Lance Armstrong's ball off or he's got an idea of how to rig Tim Tebow's Wonderlic scores.

Deep in the bowels of this thread I posited that this guy, now that we know a bit more about him, bought the Prius because he thought it would help him get laid.

@logruszed: Who's the lucky lady that gets him?

@BartMack: Well, I never owned a Brougham(my father was a Ford, then Buick guy back then), but my early driving years were plastered in woodgrain.

@BartMack: I think I just heard the creak of the banhammer case opening.

@logruszed: Yeah but...

@shmendo: Brilliant conclusion, my man

@shmendo: I'm thinking this was an inadvertent quasi- heel and toe

@patti002: Just curious - is this your first Jalop comment?

Great poise, and apparently great peripheral vision out of his right eye.

Uncle! You're killing me!

I'm just going to go ahead and take credit for hating this guy for the last 25 years, even though I grew up on L.I. and liked a lot of those '86 Mets.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Kitna's fine, but he's older and doesn't have nearly as much upside.

I still think Tebow will be available at the end of the second round. Then some club can drop the pretense and draft him as Team Minister, which I'm pretty sure is a special teams position.

@comment_ninja: Thanks

Hey A.J. - I froze my balls off in the Bahamas last week. Where were you?

He's right. Why is Roethlsberger hanging around college bars in Georgia when he could have any woman he wants in Pittsbu.... ohhh