Seriously, what’s with the constant references (real or not) to women attacking him!? I’ve worked in a high school (not far from west Bend, actually, with similar demographics) for 15 years and I can count on one hand the # of times we’ve had a girl hit a guy: one because the guy spread rumors that he had nudes of her…

i don’t get this complain. Read them when you finished watching the episode? Or is someone pointing a gun at you to read them all at once?

McCloud!

Gymkata!

Hi-keeba!

Sorry, but yeah, it is.

Tell us more about how sucking up to a rich dude with thin skin makes you feel.

No, the entire point of the book was that it was a screenplay for this movie.

I love a good film argument.

Really, the only fair way to settle the controversy is to kill Gabriel Byrne and see which film is listed first in his obituary.

I’ve spent many a fine summer evening on Venus. Of course we Electroids are a bit tougher than you flimsy monkeyboys. For you, The pressure will squash you, the heat will carbonize your remains and the sulfuric acid will corrode whatever’s left. Wimps.

I still can’t tell if this “advice” column is supposed to be serious, or if there’s just some inside joke I’m not getting. This can’t be real advice, can it?

Dear Ice Cream Ad Person,

Did you read the fucking article? It was a supermarket, not someone’s house.

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

I hope you drown in a highly localized flood.

Isn’t he the same guy who, on 9/11, called the NYC Dept of Buildings to report that some WTC employees were exiting the building without swiping their badges on the way out?

That rider is lucky that Arnie Pye didn’t go rogue and take matters into his own hands.

"HOW ARE YA!"