Are you suggesting this guy is the latter? Because he made all these costumes himself...

Several asses.

You've got the wrong Hank.

Action Hank?

This is what I read in my head and am going to stick with it and forever dream it until it comes true.

She already did Gerudo Valley.

He must be on a liquid diet and use a straw because how else do you eat with your mouth perpetually "open" on both sides?

"Punk Sailor Moon Scouts could probably kick your ass"

Nah. I'd outrun most of them.

I grew up watching Sailor Moon... and this I offends my eyes...

and those were good! The not so good ones were All 4 One and Full Frontal Assault.

They're just trying to get a reaction.

What'd I miss?

He walks that empty street on the Boulevard where dreams don't come true, where the city zzz's and he's the only one and he walks alone.

Holy hell, that's some racy dog bathin'.

You're so edgy.

Dead.