Thank you for a genuinely good laugh

Oh jeez, I choked on my food because of that. you tryin to kill me?! XD

"Ya get "hungry", Ya resort to weird shit, Ya wake up shirtless in the woods with a telescope and some blurry pictures)"

By the time you figure it out, the next one will be out :/

Thanks much.

Why are you luring me back into this accursed game with your posts about it!? WHY??

There's over-obsessive people with anything in any hobby though. I don't see why it's so crazy to enjoy the company of a girl [or a boy] on games like these instead of killing someone, destroying something or being in an intense competition all the time. It's just for relaxation's sakes.

Happy birthday!

Is that a threat that falls down under its own weight? Or a threat that is easily portable?

To quote the B-52s:

I want collapsible threats!

But...but...I want achievements!

Oh great, you made me laugh so hard that I choked on my chocolate and now all my co-workers are staring at me :D

...yeah, no way new Godzilla could ever pull this move:

Seems like cool things are occurring here.

I really like the new Godzilla design, I think it's the first time he has truly looked "Threatening".

I suppose this wouldn't be the internet though without people moaning and pissing without actually seeing the movie they are moaning and pissing about.

The Clinton one is my new wallpaper.

So now we're thanking EA for putting microtransactions in our games? We've hit a new low at Kotaku.

"microtransations"