These stories are so dissimilar in intent, crime and characters that your statement essentially makes no sense.

Anyone need some brain bleach?

I'm a scientist :\

The evils of the patriarchy can basically be distilled down to men (and some women) view women as objects rather than subjects, no? What objectifies women more than placing their images for the sole use of male sexual gratification?

In case no one has posted this yet and for those who need comfort:

Beyond that, porn is fun.

If you could then your cat would probably decide it was scared of the fan and start peeing everywhere else instead. (Or maybe that's just my cats?)

The U.S. is obsessed with the idea that the UN is trying take all our freedoms, like hitting our children and being racist.

Calling a country uncivilized may be a bit problematic. I'm of Spanish descent, so I may be a bit touchy about this. I do agree with everything else you said.

Having rectal cancer at 51, I can relate to how freaked out folks are from poop and poop smells, even MENTION of a disease that's all about the poop. The "awareness ribbon" for "colorectal cancer" is navy blue... WTF? So, I made my own awareness "ribbon" for rectal cancer, for your consideration:

My heart just broke.

My mom took me on a trip to a store once when I was about three and there was a clown who gave me a balloon. Goddamn, I loved balloons. Soooo much.

When we got home, I learned the trip had been a distraction! My daddy had built me a swing set in the backyard! I must have been really into it because I let go of my…

Isn't there a difference between acknowledging that everybody poops and it smells, and wanting to breathe in the odor?

Could've been worse!!

I'm glad you've found a way to bring serious discussion into the comments for this post.

Great until it runs out of battery power, plummets like a knife dropped by Zeus, and cleaves some poor unsuspecting elderly lady in two.

Holy crap, that toy went really high.

I'm really glad these toys didn't exist when I was a child because I'm pretty sure it would have taken most of my hair with it into the stratosphere.

While this is indeed pretty good (and yeah, I knew what it was before the still image even loaded) I think this is a nice time to ask something: