I think not wanting to get in the pool because your hair done is a perfectly acceptable reason to not get in the pool. It makes me really mad that people are acting like her reason isn't valid. If I were that girl I probably would've punched that teacher in the face or kicked him in his penis I'd have been so pissed.

If trying to break the internet isn't aggressive, I don't know what is.'

PAGING HUMAN RESOURCES

WHY HASN'T LIFEHACKER CROSS-POSTED THIS YET??

So I not just have to be concerned about people driving with one hand on their cellphone, one hand holding food, one hand applying make up, now I have to be concerned about folks using one hand to pleasure themselves while driving. Were these folks brains out for lunch when their driving instructor taught them to use…

Sometimes the satire on this sight goes over my heads and I just think the authors are psychotic megalomaniacs.

"dysthymic donkey" lol

"Hey Boo Boo, you can't play on Polish playgrounds anymore." -Yogi Bear

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

HP, Dell, Lenovo or Mead?

A Notebook.

What the hell kind of computer do you have, man?!?!

I feel like it's incredibly irrelevant to compare dismissing a friend's poor behavior to that of a long term marriage and the perceived ability to know whether or not your husband is capable of repeated sexual assault.

My favorite part of Maddow's takedown was "There is diversity. There is a Michael, a Mike, and a MACK!!"

So? It's what you sign up for as a minority Republican. Trotted out to show that they aren't racist and to repeat their condemnation of minorities and then back into the shadows you go until they have use for you again.

I know. It seems like the one who's really getting screwed in this bargain is Tempest Bledsoe.

There's a difference between masturbating in a porn theatre (Pee Wee Herman) and raping people (Cosby). Which is part of the problem with the sex offender status; it covers everything from underage kids who had sex with each other to rapists.

Can we call it the Phylicia Rashad show?

Royalties matter to a lot of these people and while I fully believe HE should be shunned, I wish there was a way to support the other actors. I loved the Cosby Show as a kid and it kills me that I supported him. I began to stop liking it after I was told by a fellow student in…

Ed is the worst. Sadly, I know a few people like him (who go on like that about things other than crab), and they are all the worst. "I enjoyed these crab cakes and they had a very appealing presentation, but I'm still going to be a huge asshole about them because I clearly know more about crab than you, a mere food…