I have conflicted feelings about Sony v. Hart. On the one hand, you'd think Sony would have some kind of boiler plate social media aspect to their promotional agreements with talent. On the other, I get why Hart wouldn't want to do extra work for Sony, it just opens up abuse for later. On a third hand, it's really in…

This is always the best, imo.

I'd like to give a shout-out to Implanon*, a little plastic insert in my arm that works for 3 years. I've had it 2.5 years, and had a period maybe 4 times during that time. I'm giving up hormonal birth control for Lent 2015, I am not looking forward to having periods again.

Copper IUD. Insist on it. "Oh but have you heard of Mirena?" No. If chicken don't need the hormones then neither do I. Hmph.

The denial wasn't that she'd never been carried but that she doesn't demand it. Let's face it, all of us have been carried like a baby in our lives. Normally, it's when we're actually babies but that's a detail that we don't need to get into.

GRANDE NOW EATING PUREED SWEET POTATOES, STILL SKEPTICAL ON PUREED PEAS

it must be v. tiring to have ppl going "oh but you look SO young, i dont feel so comfy 'bout ur sexuality" all the firetrucking time

I am a "swaddled Grande" truther, only because I refuse to dispense with the mental image of Grande swaddled up in a fleece blanket, being rocked lovingly by a 6'6"+ former marine of a bodyguard.

"Ariana Grande denies that she gets carried around like a little baby" is possibly the greatest headline ever. That is all.

I shudder for the people who will think you're serious.

When your 3- 4 year old starts cutting his/her hair with the clippers you irresponsibly left on, you take it away. You don't goad your child into wielding the hair clipper more efficiently at his head. I really don't understand the "adults" who just watched this go down. Maybe they were stoned?

Hah. If there were no big-assed Jews, most of my family wouldn't exist.

Glitter IS Christmas.

Duck off, Martha. There's mothering wrong with autocorrect. Quit ditching about nothing.

First thought: Pauly D would never toss the salad.

Makeup, perfume, jewelry, and a $3,000 vibrator.

How revolutionary.

This large and heavy piece features a poison vial design, but is solid.

Does that vibrator remind you of anybody?

"Cooze"? Seriously? That sounds like something that's infected.

Truth.