You should have done what everyone else does and purposely mess up Kriss Kross' name. It would have brought you so much joy.

"Blue George"

"Blurge."

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

LOL HAPPY LITTLE PERIOD TREES.

Is a Fox News ticker honestly suggesting the greater public be "re-educated" by the authority in power?

Maybe we should quarter cops in the houses of white people,that's what made them care in 1776.

I agree — I believe she was sexually assaulted and traumatized, but like many people with PTSD, she was wrong about the details. Rolling Stone failed her by publishing those specific details without confirming them, and now we have a "hoax!!" shitstorm.

Cycle 21

That's between them their gods.

Oh my god. You have no idea how many times I have watched this.....

Not going to lie. If Britney had a reasonably priced series of lollipops I'd totally buy them, but not for $26.

Tastes like coconut oil and booty.

No, Suckers for Suckers, I said I wanted a Lil Wayne themed lollipop! (I know that's not really the company's name, but it should be.)

Oh Sasheer. Her impersonations are heartbreakingly bad. I just. It's just. Some other black lady should relieve her of the misery of always having to be the black lady celebrity. It's like if Bobby Moynihan had to do every white man impersonation just because he's white.

I thought that was really Justin Bieber for a sec

Politically I don't like W but he was a very entertaining POTUS. The news was like a crazy reality show where they let some random guy run a country for eight years and for an even zanier twist they gave him a dark lord of the Sith for a VP. I loved him in Alexandra Pelosi's Journeys With George. They should have gave…

In the same interview, Bush called Clinton his "brother from another mother," but he's sure his actual brother Jeb Bush would definitely defeat his "sister-in-law" Hillary Clinton in a potential 2016 presidential race.