You should have done what everyone else does and purposely mess up Kriss Kross' name. It would have brought you so much joy.

"Blue George"

"Blurge."

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

LOL HAPPY LITTLE PERIOD TREES.

Is a Fox News ticker honestly suggesting the greater public be "re-educated" by the authority in power?

Maybe we should quarter cops in the houses of white people,that's what made them care in 1776.

I agree — I believe she was sexually assaulted and traumatized, but like many people with PTSD, she was wrong about the details. Rolling Stone failed her by publishing those specific details without confirming them, and now we have a "hoax!!" shitstorm.

Cycle 21

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The funny thing about this is that parents are the only ones who would actually need such elaborate acronyms. Their kids are so proficient at texting on a smartphone keyboard they can easily write full sentences (paragraphs even) while their parents are struggling to compose a thought.

A few more tips I picked up from going to various SBBQs:

That's between them their gods.

Oh my god. You have no idea how many times I have watched this.....

Not going to lie. If Britney had a reasonably priced series of lollipops I'd totally buy them, but not for $26.

Tastes like coconut oil and booty.

No, Suckers for Suckers, I said I wanted a Lil Wayne themed lollipop! (I know that's not really the company's name, but it should be.)

Oh Sasheer. Her impersonations are heartbreakingly bad. I just. It's just. Some other black lady should relieve her of the misery of always having to be the black lady celebrity. It's like if Bobby Moynihan had to do every white man impersonation just because he's white.

I thought that was really Justin Bieber for a sec