I wonder if you could get MIS&RY. That would be awesome.

Unleash the misandry gifs!

Meanwhile, if not for feminism, Nancy Gibbs' ass wouldn't be the editor of Time magazine. But, she allowed this "snafu" to go to press. Ok, heifer.

Or maybe YOU are. O_O

For me, the idea that you're too broke to claim a relative's remains is a hell of a lot worse than dying alone. That's probably kicked off a few cases of depression.

Wild mushroom and wild fish only diet! You'd lose tons of weight. Take that, smug paleo people!

I posted a Facebook status on Friday that nobody liked. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!

I don't think everyone lives alone by choice, unfortunately. I know that's a sad way to think of it, sorry.

They will eat your eyeballs first.

"Joyce Carol Vincent, 38, wasn't discovered for two years postmortem, then surrounded by the Christmas presents she'd been wrapping while watching television."

I wouldn't really care—I mean, I'm dead. I'm NOT there. I don't need a fancy coffin. I'm NOT there. Just donate my good organs and incinerate my remains, cuz I've PEACED-OUT muthafuckers.

Truthfully, I know that if I died no one would notice until they wanted me for something. So it could be days or it could be months.

Solution: When you get old or sick, start telling people that you've been eating tons of gold dust for years, because you wanted to see your shit sparkle — but it never DID anything, so you suspect that maybe it's all still inside you somewhere.

If you like it, expect to be completely broke within six months. At first cocaine seems like the greatest thing ever but trust me, that feeling goes away. Fast.

After 23 years of nothing I recently FINALLY got my first kiss (and other stuff)! I have no idea if he's good in any objective way, and I'm not even all that into the guy, but having someone be into me is effing amazing. My only issue is that I feel really powerful, which I'm overanalyzing. I feel powerful because I…

Lil Baby Birdy is finally here! Since I've spoken so much about my pregnancy over the last few months, there's no way I could pass up sharing her during Saturday Night Social.

obviously everyone is different but my life got 10x better once I got my own place. I wouldn't want to live in a studio for the rest of my life but for a few years in my mid 20s it met my needs. Do you have other close friends in the area? Could you find a studio within walking distance or a short subway ride from…

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

I will go on and on to whoever will listen about how the time change makes me feel like going to sleep at 6:30.