I don't like how discussion surrounding beauty standards for women in today's society usually comes down to denigrating women who fit into those standards by calling them fake women or implying that in a just world they should be deemed undesirable. "Real" women have curves, "fake" bitches should eat a sandwich, etc.…

We don't think it is. We got him when he was a very wee pup, so I don't think too much trauma and abuse could've happened before we rescued him. I think he's just a big, goofy, quirk ball!

This is me! I mean, this my dog! Queso is the best. We don't think anything too traumatizing happened to him before we rescued him; he was only 9 or 10 weeks old. As far as other doors of the house, he just flat refuses to walk through any of them upstairs, except our bedroom. I think we hang out enough in the…

it's not easy being cheesey - go get 'em Queso xo Dipper

As someone with Aspergers autism, and severe ADD, I can see how my disability has impacted my life vs. the lives of people my age without any disability. However, I am happy with my life as it is for the most part.But I do wish I was normal for my Mom's sake. But there is no way to screen for either of my…

Low sodium soy sauce is how you manage to eat a ton of sushi and not gain 5 pounds of water weight the next morning.

The future is apparently a place where all women can afford egg freezing and IVF... Fiction indeed.

Everything he said reminds me of those hilariously naive educational films from the 1950s about what the future would be like: "And meals will be in PILL FORM! And we'll go to work in our FLYING CARS in the bright future of 1988!"

It always takes me a couple of moments with those feet pictures to figure out who belongs to who. And I think it would be hilarious if there were stock photos where three of the feet are facing up and only one is facing down. Just to see if anybody is paying attention.

I'm not sure if you're trying to disprove that statement with that picture, but considering that majority of the controversy surrounding that shirt stemmed from what the goddam cartoon women were wearing, I'd say, yeah, women tend to bear the brunt of the criticism.

Let me see if I have this right: he tries an experiment to see if something is true. Yes, yes, it's an obvious one, but still, give him credit.

Pssht.. Sherlock wore that same stupid hat and trenchcoat every single day and no one ever said shit.

That has to be the worst Ernie knock off puppet ever. WTF is going on with his arm?!!

I thought it was semi-clever. Only really old fans of Sesame Street will get the reference. In other news... I'm really old.

Boomers voted in Reagan.

Every time I see articles blaming millennials for this, that or another thing, I think of this:

Goddamn right it is. And if you fuckers want Christmas to remain unsullied, you best leave 1 million dollars in unmarked iTunes gift cards at Starbucks... OR ELSE!!!!

Why worship Yahweh where Taylor Swift walks amongst us?

Asking to be made into a meme is pretty much the antithesis of internet memeography