I'm weirdly disappointed that there were no actual naked people in that video.

I've never really understood the non-surprise marriage proposal. I suppose I think that there should have been some discussion about the suitability of marriage before someone pops the question (so you don't get the above scenario, at least), but all those couples I know who "plan on getting married" but "are just…

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.

wear a badge identifying you as an adult who is there without a child

#falconry4all

Yeah, gotta say, this "anti-pedophilia ban" is insane. Keeping single people from visiting a park because any lone adult is suspected of being a child molester, with the justification that "there is a lot in the headlines about pedophiles and things that are going on with children"? Seriously?

Mmmph? This isn't a jungle gym though, with zero of interest to adults in it; it's a self-proclaimed "adventure park," and I agree with Grandpa that stuff like falcons will appeal to people of all sorts of age groups.

This seems like a completely ridiculous rule to me.

What? Hold on a second. I've been to Disneyland and Tokyo Disneysea, Universal Studios and Knotts Berry Farm by myself as I generally travel solo and love theme parks a bit obsessively. If I was denied entry purely on my single status I would be pretty pissed too.

I do actually find this really surprising. I get where they're coming from, but even the local children's museum lets in adults. You just have to turn over your driver's license, and wear a badge identifying you as an adult who is there without a child, so that if anyone sees you with a child, they know it isn't…

Oh, you MUST see "Waiting to Exhale", then.

IT'S A SLANT RHYME

BTDT

Even if you do have religious beliefs that prohibit it, you should still donate your organs. Your religious belief are a pretty bad reason to let someone die.

The poor family and that poor girl.

Maybe I'll amend it to 'If I cannot imagine Frank Sinatra publically drinking it...'

Honest mistake, but goodness they really need to make the distinctions between the two drinks a little better for the servers entering the orders.

If a two-year-old consumed an entire adult beverage, they may end up with alcohol poisoning, I should think.

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This is a pretty retarded reading of the study. This is why Jezebel shouldn't play with science. The basic idea is that parents of multiple children are more 'productive'? Wouldn't they have to be? Why is that a surprise? They have more motivation. You also buried the lede about females with young children…