if he tries to break up with you, quit the game, reopen it, and take him on a date. That's how I avoid getting divorced all the time.

I do that too! I've been ditching my BF for like a week. I don't have time to coddle his ego. I have photoshoots in Punta Mita to do!

I have a teenage son who also feels he is not getting an adequate car.

We do know that they were stupid enough to bring 17 cats to a hotel and then let one of them escape, instead of securing them properly when they had to leave the country.

You see nothing!

Here's what we're gonna do: We'll get another cat, tie a string around it's waist. We'll make a small hole in the wall and put it in. They'll become codependent - then, we'll pull the second cat out. HOPEFULLY Cotton will follow.

My mom bought a house from a woman who owned something like 25 or 30 cats. She had to have all of the flooring replaced before purchase, naturally. But the woman wasn't even able to FIND all her cats when she left. For weeks afterward, my mom would be woken up in the middle of the night by something going *thunk*…

That cat looks depressed. Being one of 16? We have 3 indoors and one outdoor and although they get along, they really hate each other. Unless they are cold or hungry. It's hard enough with these 4 rando's. Cotton said "Fuck the police" got on a scooter and left.

Cotton is brave. And is likely asleep in a house with a…

*hotels across America race to update their pet policies with specifics on #of pets allowed*

The victims here are the cat and the cleaning staff at that Residence Inn. These people sound terrible to be around.

I'm hoping the cat found a saner home to live in. The only person who I met that has 9 cats at home works with a rescue organization, and most of these cats ends up happier when they end up adopted and don't have to compete for attention with their fellow felines. Some cats are assholes to other cats. Young cat I've…

31 cats. 31. Fucking. Cats.

Yeah, I doubt the hotel even knew they had that many cats with them-I assume hotels that let you bring pets usually have a limit of 1 or 2, the way apartments do.

Um. So...you live with 31 cats, I'm thus assuming you've lived with a Significant Number Of Cats for quite some time, yes? And did you bring 17 cats with you to this hotel loose in the car, and just kind of shoo them into the room, waving your hands about and making "tch tch" noises? No? You brought them via some…

I love that episode.

I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in the wall.

Jeffrey and Shoshanna sound insufferable. Cotton found a way out, hoping for the life of a coddled only cat, rather than being one of 31. Be free, Cotton.

That is one ardently anti-Zionist cat.

I've eaten scones. It's not a scone. PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A SCONE LOL

What do they call biscuits? (serious question!)