As a sad, perpetually single lady, I love this...in theory.

need one where you cuddle with anonymous fuzzy animals

That's the one where someone will sit by you on a park bench and blow in your ear, right?

What if you just want a Christian side hug? Is there an app for that?

This is a thing that has been happening without an app for at least a decade. am I the only one familiar with cuddle parties?

As a man looking with dread at his late girlfriend's birthday next week, a few weeks after he was planning to propose to her before her untimely death, I ask, how lonely do you have to be to want this?

They should have called it "Spoonr"

okay, clearly im a nutter......BUT, i LIKE this !!!!

Maybe it's because I'm a new mother and I'm taking this all very seriously, but can we *not* (even gallows-humorishly) call recently deceased INFANTS "fuckers." Please.

I'm okay with this, but it's vaguely off-putting that they'd name their organization that way. Coppin' a feel is what frat boys use, but whatever. It's difficult to not sexualize breast cancer in some way, apparently.

It just seemed wrong to not look at them—to toss them in like they never existed, like it was easier to pretend they were medical waste, hardly worth a second thought.

CoppaFeel???

You know, I skimmed this and it seems well written and I'm sure it's good (can't really delve in because triggers) but that headline can GO FUCK ITSELF. My god, completely ridiculous.

#notallboobs #someboobs

Dream interview:

Yo, my vagina can lift 50 pounds no problem. KEGELS, MOTHERFUCKER. KEGELS.

50 pounds?

I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.

Yeah, I wonder. It probably depends on the rapper. I can't imagine Nicki Minaj, for example, rapping a verse that she didn't write or didn't have a big say in. Her lyrics generally convey her kooky persona.