Taylor Swift?
clemson no
I always offer to have the kid come sit with me for a little while - a new person is distracting and often entertaining. I'll talk to them, make them laugh and get them to calm down. The parents usually take me up on it.
Meh. I can deal with people who want to take their shoes off—that simple act is a huge increase of comfort in the wasteland of discomfort that is coach, and most people don't have super-smelly feet, and frankly I put those "Feet are disgusting!" types of people right up there on my Get The Fuck Over Yourself shelf…
Or a fork.
"Treat us like animals, we'll act like animals."
Give me a feather. I guarantee those suckers will move.
On average, women are too short to touch the ceiling.
a guy once put a kraft single on my ceiling and then called me later to ask if I had noticed it. I made him come back over and remove it; it took off some of the paint.
He's a guy, in his head you're looking at it every night while laying in bed and eventually you'll think "I should call him". At least, that's why I do it.... except in my case I have to fake jumping on the bed first because I'm not that tall...
um im 19?????? and in college???? why are you so rude?????
this is why i only ever hook up with the girls from tinder because one time i hooked up w/ this guy
Is standing on beds during oral sex a thing now? No joke, the woman I'm seeing stood up on my bed the other night so that I could "do that voodoo that I do so well". I would have been cool kneeling or having her lie down. She raked her hands across the popcorn ceiling, which made bits of it come down.
How dirty were his hands?!??!?! ewwwwww
Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY CEILING HIS GROSS HANDPRINT IS STLL THERE IDK HOW TO GET IT OFF???
(Red flag: "I hope you're not a judgmental, presumptuous snob like 100% of the previous messagees have been". Dude, maybe it's you!)
I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!
Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.