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When Kim Richards starts looking at you like you are insane it is time to rethink your life choices, stat.

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

It reminds me of the bit Samantha Bee did: “Now, some guys may say, ‘What, does this mean I can’t even ask a woman out at work?’ And the answer is, ‘Yes. You’re at work.’”

damn you didn’t say the convertible thing in slack

Me too. Same. As a young woman I thought of myself as “cool,” because I could “hang” with the dudes. I didn’t think of sex in a needy emotional way! So I fucked all of them and let them treat me like shit, while talking to me about their One True Loves (invariably someone not “cool” who didn’t “hang,” who invariably

Tracey Chapman? That guy’s my favorite.

I have struggled with expressing this to young women — that the experience of A: Experiencing shocking sexist mistreatment B: Being informed that now you at the crossroads between a naive rube and a savvy member of our (literary, artistic, etc) in-crowd. If you respond to the sexism you experienced as offended and

Ah Professor Not Quite Grabby, I had two of those. The ‘accidentally” brushing up against the female students, and when there was a sexually explicit poem to be read out loud, guess who he with with his affectatious elbow patches called on. I did refuse to read one the poems out loud once, totally threw him for a

Alice Cooper, DUH!

I’d be inclined to agree with you but Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt is light years better than 50 shades of Twilight.

Women suck at things, there is no way a woman could write a book series as good as JK Rowling and his Harry Potter series or write music as good as that dude PJ Harvey. They def can’t sing as well

I went to one of the top MFA fiction programs in the United States. Sexism infected the culture and colored both how the professors treated male vs female students and also how we discussed the work.

Well, hello.

Confession: I was dancing to MMMBop in my kitchen last night. By choice. Sometimes I tell people it's because my kids like it. They don't.

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This is my semi-monthly shout into the void that current Hanson still makes really fun music!

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

I was curious enough that I actually googled the source and found the ad. It’s the second one down in the upper class section. Sounds like he’s an aristocrat who has to work for a living and wants a wife who has some money of her own, so it kind of makes sense to add the disclaimer. I think the point is that he’s

I worked in the archive while in college, it was formerly a women’s college and had some of the most amazing pieces. One of my favorites was a “Chap Book”, from the 1800s, a woman kept a notebook of every single eligible man she met for ~15 years. It had their name, location, and little things about them, like

“could retain control of her own money”