The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

WADA is a great swimming magazine. Their sister publication, C-MENT is also great if you’re into auto racing.

Disappointed that Deadspin’s coverage of this did not mention the commission chair by name, especially when his name is Dick Pound. Is this a dad blog for dick jokes or what?

Seems especially like a waste to use that on a two point conversion and not a fake field goal attempt to get a touchdown out of it.

Before I make any other comment, this is by far the best article I’ve ever read in the greater gawker and deserves wider publication as it is so far and above typical gawker fair. I expected a typical Gawker ‘why doesn’t the family just take pennies on the dollar and leave’ as I have seen on this story elsewhere. To…

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Christ, people are still trying to call a sausage inside of one piece of bread a sandwich?

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

I love this piece.

If he remembers to call ahead, Jerry’s surprise face can be out of cold storage and ready in 90 minutes!

I believe that is a husky teenager.

“We had some targets when I was in Detroit. To me though? They were laughable. C’mon, an 8-win season? Fuck off.”

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

In all seriousness, I love that to “baseball guys”, the difference between Acceptable Home Run Reaction and He Used The Leg Bone Of Hitler To Rape A Puppy is literally less than 3 seconds.

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

The Steelers game ended almost 24 hours ago and I’m still drinking. I may just have a problem, though.

“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”