“Not if I can help it.”

+1 hit wonder

So you don’t like the old-timey bikes huh?

Article says “no one has done it before...or since.” I’m pretty sure Soldier Field had this sort of thing for a while in the ‘90s.

Very bad.

So many to choose from, but when Peele says “You can’t catch me, I’m Lance Moore” in Text Message, I lose it completely.

To quote the biggest mouth-breather in the room: “Bruh.”

She was just excited to get back to the monogrammed thermos in her car.

“Man that Damon Wayans sure is relevant, his opinions are important!”

+1 +1

What do you mean she stepped on the ball????!!?!?!

Solid.

Good, good kinja.

Yes. Tipping 2.5% is a shitball move. Also, buy a vowel.

Can we start having BCO added to school curriculums so maybe it’ll teach these chuckleheads some manners early on?

Number three on that list was the thing that got them kicked out faster than a bat out of Hell.

I think they should trade RGIII for Jay Cutler. It’s a really good football move, and will make Dan Snyder hugely popular, also handsome.

Shaky-hands Axl is the best Axl.