• This is not the end of the world, this is preschool.
  

That sounds suspiciously reasonable. Who let you on to the Internet??

And a solitary tear runs down Gronk’s cheek.

May hornets follow these people until the end of time.

You are a good person.

Just awful. RIP Justin.

This is criminally under appreciated

And judging by how high it bounced given the weight, ouch. Really hoping for a good outcome here.

Finally, something I can set my watch by.

“I don’t see men ever trying to bust into our all-girl spas.”

I really believe that any server that has something thrown at them should be legally allowed to cave the thrower’s face in with a brick.

Weed and tennis? Clearly viral marketing for “The End of the Tour”

Hmm, shoulda gone with the tossed salad.

No idea what you mean, bro.

The local college team has a bigger national following and doesn’t throw its undefeated seasons from yesteryear in everybody’s face.

Yeah, people need to realize that there is actual guidance that reporters use to do their job.

People shouldn’t be protected from what’s wrong, no matter how much I loved you. Im sorry

At what point does Duncan Keith become the subject of Chuck Norris-type jokes?

Pop some nitroglycerin and strap in baby!

I remember right after his draft, going to the Edge in Bensenville, IL for Hawk rookie camp and trying to get interviews for a fledgling hockey site. Everyone was enamoured with the first round pick, Anton Babchuk (remember him? no you dont, liar). No one paid attention to the 170 lbs. second-rounder when he stepped…