• This is not the end of the world, this is preschool.
  

That sounds suspiciously reasonable. Who let you on to the Internet??

As someone who graduated HS in 1996, I really feel bad for the kids that have to deal with this as an everyday reality. Sure makes no-necked senior bros throwing me into lockers seem quaint.

And a solitary tear runs down Gronk’s cheek.

May hornets follow these people until the end of time.

You are a good person.

Just awful. RIP Justin.

This is criminally under appreciated

And judging by how high it bounced given the weight, ouch. Really hoping for a good outcome here.

Finally, something I can set my watch by.

“I don’t see men ever trying to bust into our all-girl spas.”

I really believe that any server that has something thrown at them should be legally allowed to cave the thrower’s face in with a brick.

Weed and tennis? Clearly viral marketing for “The End of the Tour”

Hmm, shoulda gone with the tossed salad.

No idea what you mean, bro.

The local college team has a bigger national following and doesn’t throw its undefeated seasons from yesteryear in everybody’s face.

How does he account for the racists that are too dumb to use a computer?

Yeah, people need to realize that there is actual guidance that reporters use to do their job.

People shouldn’t be protected from what’s wrong, no matter how much I loved you. Im sorry