When Pizza Hut learned of the employees’ behavior, they offered to buy them dinner:

The walk away is like “No sir, it is your money that is on the dresser.”

“Phew, finally!”

I guess calling it Squidward was too obvious.

There aren’t enough showers I can take after reading this, please tell me he’s spending those 56 years being kicked in the nuts by a trained professional.

Lew Zealand deserves a spot in the top 10!

Looks like an aborted attempt at eternal commemoration.

Is shooting BB’s at Peter King an acceptable way of eulogizing B.B. King?

Curtis Enis