Ordinarily, as things become more rare, they become more precious.

I concur completely. McDonald's Bacon, Egg and Cheese Bagel is the crowning achievement of modern civilization; it should be available 24/7. On a related note, this sandwich offers conclusive proof of the nonexistence of god. Something that tastes that good and is so bad for you flies in the face of the concept of a…

God, I hate being grey. It's like a semi-permanent second-class status.

Yup. That bugs me too. It's why he can't use 'Dr. McGraw' , and has to use 'Dr. Phil.' The guy is a hack.

Maybe I'm being cynical, but I felt like that was some preemptive damage control, before the commentary from middle America switched from "how dare you disrespect oprah!" to "what the hell were you doing trying to buy a $40K purse, Oprah??"

Commenting to promote because I hate the shit out of "doctor" Phil!!!

You guys do know that something else happened on Twitter today, right?

Jenny McCarthy. Expert on pharmaceuticals for infants and children. Can't figure out how to tun her iPhone keyboard the right way. #awesome #brilliant

I had my iPhone vaccinated and it doesn't do that now.

Dr. Phil, you did not hashtag your own name on a quote you didn't make up. YOU DID NOT!

This scares me. My teenage son has Asperger's and is very lonely. He has recently developed a crush on the girl who lives opposite. He is too anxious to speak to her but also agitated that he hasn't been able to compel her by the power of his mind to knock on our door and ask him out. I have had to talk him out of…

subtly ridiculing

You don't save gifs?

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Well, she isn't right. Many, many cultures recognize/d conjugal unions in ways vastly different from monogamous heterosexual unions that often are/were a way to create political or economic ties between families. And the concept of a nation is pretty new. She's just a fucking idiot.

What is most annoying is that she was asked this question to begin with. I mean, Michelle Bachmann isn't exactly a major political power player. The reporter was basically like, hey, you're a woman! What do you think about what this other woman said? CATFIGHT.

Wonderfully and succinctly put. Jezebel finally gets a male contributor, and it's just endless mansplaining about semi-transgressive sex acts and what the ladies should think about them? Very, very disappointing.

You want some female perspective, Hugo? Oh, nevermind. You'd much rather tell us in a patronizing way what we should and shouldn't like.