I USED TO COMMENT BACK THEN AND I CANNOT REMEMBER HOW TO LOGIN AND I WAS JUST A BABY COMMENTER, BUT I REMEMBER! NOW IT IS ALL THESE YEARS GONE BY AND STILL, STILL I YEARN.

'I am arguing that articles should at least have some resemblance of being professional, and/or educational.'

I would like to see her random-ass stream of consciousness someday. I would love a post of that. I bet the inside of her brain is like fucking glitter pudding, all bright and delightful and you know you want some, even if you're already full, but you don't care coz it's pudding and we all love and make room for more…

how DARE she do things you don't like? how DARE she

I actually meant memorable for those who read it, because I remember reading it somewhere a while ago, and it still stuck out to me all this time later. Know what I mean? I've been in situations that were similar (not marriage, because I don't do marriage, but trans-continental moving, planing to have children…

That's memorable as fuuuuuck.

yes! I am bad at the internet. Sorry!

I have heard this before, like, literally, the exact same words.

I have heard this exact story before. Like, literally. The verbiage is exact.

liquid eyeliner. On top, start at about the pupil and apply a thin line, pulling toward the outer eye and making the stroke slightly broader as you go. On the bottom, do the waterline with a kohl stick or smudgeable eyeliner, starting slightly beyond the pupil, then smudge it outward with more smudging toward the…