Asshole! Heh, heh.

I'm guessing the muscles would be enough to deter most alt-right cucks, thus avoiding real violence. Or attract them, if we're talking about old school Republicans. So, win-win?

In fact, it might even be deemed necessary to talk to people who offend you if no one else will talk to you.

What would you know about "Non Douche" operations?

I knew you made the account specifically for that joke! Great job!

I know the whole learned more in one afternoon than in 25 years of eating it bit is exaggerated, but it's a very weird way of praising a culinary book, because (a) eating anything you supposedly love for 25 years should result in learning a shit ton of things about it; where even a book as great as Nguyen's…

That is rough, man. I laughed.

I remember the times I said and acted worse than this girl. I was bitter and alone, and so very angry, at other races, at women, anything that I felt impeded me from my destined glory. (So, basically: everything.) And I just thank whatever that there wasn't any social media back then for me to have proven my stupidity…

When you're right, you're right.

I don't really know the particular laws about that. If I had to guess, I'd say yes. But I think it's pretty clear that parents or guardians of these so-called white trash generally don't have their children's interest at heart. Again, this is not a moral judgment. Being a good parent or guardian requires many…

It was actually even worse: Ray J was an R and B singer.

I respect that viewpoint in itself. I also tend toward that. I don't deliberately seek out information from shows or websites about this sort of thing as well. What we think in our heads is our own business.

On one hand, I don't like her because of reasons obvious to us all. On the other hand, what do we expect her to do? The article itself makes a similar point by calling bullshit on the form of shows like these: people deliberately and intetly seeking out information about "indecent behavior" (or whatever term), and…

Do you think Secretary can credibly make the same claim?

When you gotta fight the powers that be, you gotta fight the powers that be. May we all be as "courageous" as the AV Club on the issue of sexual innuendo and double entendres. I too solemnly pledge to join this fight. My first salvo was what I just did with the word "courageous." Because people who enjoy rough sex…

"…you must always use both hands when pouring or receiving a glass."

This was how Friendster worked! Numerical scores of how popular you are is something I kind of miss.

Man, I love jokes about phrasing so much.

My uncle would mutter that sort of stuff, barely under his breath, whenever we young ones asked him if we offered him stuff he deemed extraneous. All the children were scared of him. When I was a teenager, I started muttering back "asshole" to him, and the first I did it, he almost choked on his dessert. Then, he…

Anne Helen Petersen is legitimately good at breaking down this kind of stuff.