You mean "aren't," not "isn't." Yeah, I should've used "who", but in my defense, I see you more as a "that" than as a "who." But, okay, admitted: that's exactly one error. You, on the other hand, misuse words and phrases regularly, and you've answered none of the points I raised aside from making cute poses about…

"Aggravate."

"OK there, Sparky."

I'm gonna blow your mind here too: this exact goopy sentiment, couched in the same regulation "sarcastic" mode, has been made millions of times on the Internet. But I'm glad you found the time to give us your own special take on it.

Say what you will about Buzz, but he's a fucking moron with zero social skills, originality, or wit, and what must be staggering amounts of despair, loneliness, and self-loathing, given how he continually tries to "engage" with people who unequivocally despise him. I hope to see the day this idiot graduates to being a…

Yeah, I should've seen all that considering I was the only one among my group of friends who thinks Tony Soprano is a total piece of shit. But then again I just watched Generation Kill last week and I seem to be very inclined to believe anything that comes out of Sgt. Colbert's mouth. I left a comment minutes ago that…

Upvoted for the surprise "fat cock." Also, some insights.

Filipinos are everywhere!

Ugh

Really good analysis. I couldn't quite put my finger on what was "up" with Renata, and now I think I'm getting a clearer idea. I really liked your point about Renata and how she approaches "war". I'm reminded of the story Good Old Neon, especially the part about the protagonist's view on the therapist he could so…

People love to whine about famous people whining, even when they're just making a reasonable point.

I am a Filipino, and I confirm: Manny Pacquiao is a terrible person. Stupid, uninformed, with a real affinity for the prodigal son narrative. After partying and whoring it up for years after his fame, which is understandable and something I don't personally find 'immoral', he now gets to tell other people how to live…

Shaq isn't really a lovable goofball. He's the worst part of Inside the NBA. Yet another Cool, Jocular Guy whose apparent jokes are pretty much just pointing and laughing at someone, and gets mad when he gets called out for being lazy with his material or choice of target. He also can't take a joke himself, and talks…

You really should work on your Blown Away Threshold if a couple of tautologies are all it takes to blow you away. Some might even say only a moron with a newfound enchantment for adolescent-level sarcasm would ever claim to get 'blown away' by them.

Some people on SNL are funny, some are not. Some people succeed on SNL, some people don't. Some people succeed after SNL, some people don't. Some people are fired from SNL, some are not. Some people are bitter about it, some are not. Some people show that bitterness, some do not.

Just let him do the whole bit; I think it matters a lot to him.

Great review. I'm buying the fucking book!

Note. He'll just keep agreeing with you in small increments while he keeps on slinging gooey non sequiturs and formulating basic, basic thoughts in the most self-pitying, aw-shucks way imaginable.

Man, thank you so much for that recommendation.

Gervais' laugh is so perfect for mocking other people. His doctor scene in Louie is still something I Youtube if I need a laugh.