He's not the man you think he is.

I can't remember it very clearly, but if you liked season 1, you'll like season 2.

I think I'd probably go with Stephen Colbert, as he is kinder, smarter, funnier, and an all-around better person than me. He's also consistently getting to live out his dreams and do cool things like get a cameo in The Hobbit (those movies were terrible, but still cool ).

Well, I just saw Sicario, so when you put it that way, I guess John Krasinski makes the short list of people whose life I'd like to assume.

Go on.

I'm afried I don't get this one.

Denise Handicapped?

That's interesting. I usually hate the kind of make-a-fool-out-of-someone-on-the-street comedies, so I wasn't sure I'd like Nathan For You. I think, save for a couple times, Nathan tends to make himself the butt of the joke and the people he interacts with come off fairly well, very human, and maybe a bit strange. For…

Nathan Fielder may be the closest thing I have to a personal hero. This was great.

"What political enemy are you most proud of?"

Surprisingly, I actually found this one more entertaining than the GOP one. Chafee's weirdness and Webb's saltiness over not getting to speak were hilarious.

Still just me and my cat and my own stupidity.

The last time I took advice from a diseased baby it stole my car.

I squanch meta.

I had tickets to see Symphony of the Goddesses this weekend, but for some reason they delayed it until April.

Unfortunately I'm staying in my current, boring ass city. I'm just really, really stupid.

I'm moving next week, and losing a good 800 sqft, maybe more. Also paying almost twice as much. Should be fun!

Hey, everybody get a load o' this guy! He likes seeing women naked!

It tastes like Bigfoot's dick!

Antidepressants?