Why don't you just leave, then?!

Sure, Doug was boring. But would he still be boring if he were gay? These are the hard questions AV Club is asking.

Glad to see someone taking the initiative to make some money off of this.

Excuse me, are you Jewish?

Wasn't manbearpig an analog for climate change?

I can barely remember the early aughts. Was that when we were all listening to that crazy Nu Metal on the Napster and hiding from terrorists?

You're only as old as you feel, and I feel like I died 3 years ago!

Always
Very
Considerate
Lovers
Using
Bandages

I've always assumed they were supposed to be anuses, probably because I thought it paired with the nonstop phallic/ballic imagery used early on in the series.

Former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez had a body transplant? That idiot got it backwards again.

I can't wait to see the shitty, unexpected things my generation does. We're already off to a pretty good/annoying start.

I never saw that flash mob coming.

Fucking Gen Xers

Something really suspicious about Parnell not even entertaining the supervillain question… what's he hiding?

Hey! I'm a specist.

Maybe they just eat around the bits that are essential for maintaining homeostasis. I dunno, you're the reptile alien here.

She should've gone with another project winstead.

My favorite thing is how people like Alex Jones can explain away their crazy conspiracies never playing out by saying they prevented them.

No. No, She's gone too far.

Yeah, I've heard Amazon is terrible at every level, which makes me feel bad for using them so much. I also know a couple people who went through the interview process at Microsoft, and it sounds nuts. I don't need that kind of stress, I'm just trying to game the system and get paid as much as I can for as little work…