We're a disease!

Seattle is actually on my short list. I've never visited, but the climate sounds more to my liking, and I'm a software developer, so I should be able to find work. I can sympathize with too many people moving to your city, though. That's happening here, and we simply don't have the infrastructure for it. So much…

"Cat Faces" is one of my favorite Isaac Brock songs.

Ah. I live in Ohio, where it can be 100+ in the summers and -30 with the wind chill in the winter, and winter and summer seem to be encroaching on autumn and spring. Stupid climate change.

I'm trying desperately to save up enough money to move out of the midwest and never experience winter again. I suppose the default disposition of humanity is disappointment.

Bullshit.

Is she into that kind of stuff? I'd like to know for my new article, How to Date Zooey Deschanel.

Heh, creepy butt mod.

This sounds neat for people who like pokemans.

I was being sarcastic. I generally think TV performances sound terrible.

I'm seeing them again next month. Hopefully I get lucky and they're good this time too. Last time was the first concert I actually enjoyed in years, I think. Mostly because the sound wasn't too loud, nobody in the crowd was messing with anybody, and I was able to drink my beer unmolested. I'm too young to be this old.

Depending on when it was, there's a good chance Isaac Brock was shit-faced. I've only seen them once and they were great despite the shitty sound the venue ran, but I can't speak to how consistent their live shows are.

I march to the beat of my own shit_drum.

Weird. Bands usually sound great on SNL.

I loved the Ugly Casanova album and have already preordered this, but my taste in music apparently goes against the AV Club grain.

This calls for a Wizard People, Dear Reader quote.

I use semen!

"I fucking… I-I'd kill everyone!"

Yes, I'm sure we'd all be honored to loan her a writing implement of any variety.

Now, you listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch, and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely…