**Throws cat made out of an old radio into the garbage**

Mike Huckabee is the antichrist. Check your Bible — it says the antichrist will be a bug-eyed, bass-playing pastor.

Get on the right side of history, Jack!

Most likely. If you have more than 10 people in a room, it's a safe bet at least 3 are assholes.

Case in point: Justified

Isn't there a lot of violence towards women in the Decemberists' songs? Wouldn't surprise me if a portion of their fans miss the point and think that's awesome.

Apply shampoo

Watergate was about a water, right?

Bless you.

I thought it was a slur.

Tapping into 90's nostalgia might actually be a good way for her to court Millenials. What have you done?!

"Kids seem to like me. Even kids on the street, they pass by me and go, 'That guy is cool,' and start giggling."

The word "unrapeable" is thrown around a lot these days.

It's not blank, it actually goes to http://www.avclub.com/artic….

I have a PS4 and I borrowed my friend's Xbox One for the past week. I have to say PS4 is better in basically every way, but Xbox One has some fun little games like Ori and the Blind Forest and I've been enjoying Rare Replay.

Sigh, looks like we're going to have to go back in time and stop the Wayans brothers from ever happening. You better sit this one out. It's too dangerous for you.

Much like Fry and the Brainspawn, you may be the only one who can save us.

**Slowly raises hand, kicks dirt**

Personally, I find her annoying (every time she says "spoilers, honey", I want to throw something at my TV). I also don't buy her relationship with The Doctor and think in general she represents Moffat's worse instincts. He took what was a pretty neat idea with River and The Doctor's timelines and drove it into the…

Doesn't this only bring him up to two (Well, technically 3 but I only half count From a Basement on the Hill)?