I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I always think the same thing, and enjoy the irony that virtually everyone who talks about "the war on Christmas" thinks Capitalism is infallible and worships the free market.

Prove it, old man!

Sigh. Sometimes I don't even know why we're fighting this war.

So these snails make fun of other snails for not having enough patches on their shells?

No argument there. Only 45 days for a robbery and two assaults is nuts.

I was too vague. If your bias leads you to criminal behavior (such as assaulting a guy for being Vietnamese), you should be punished for that crime. The punishment I was referring to is not punishment doled out by the criminal justice system, but by society. For example, the snarky cynicism…

I think generally racism and prejudice should be met with education rather than punishment, because whether we want to admit it or not, all people are susceptible to these thoughts. Shaming people for heuristics gone awry isn't making the world a better place.

I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T READ THAT LAST BIT. COULD YOU REPEAT YOURSELF?

*Falls to knees*

I figure he's grieving the loss of the Stephen Colbert character just like the rest of us, but in classic O'Reilly fashion he has been stuck at stage two.

I think you've cracked it. Lorne Michaels is notoriously bad at VO.

I dislike the word "rapist". The -ist suffix generally denotes an art or religion, which I find unsettling in this case. This is why I propose we call rapists rapers and rappers rappists.

No one tell Ryan Murphy about this!

It was a bevy of rape articles that killed the beast.

Isaac Brock started a label. I think that's been keeping him fairly busy. They've also toured, and they play large venues, so I'm sure they generate a lot of income that way. Also merch sales.

I made the same mistake. Now Modest Mouse is probably my favorite band. Hell, I'm listening to Good News right now.

*Solemnly raises hand which has never been in a blowhole, kicks dirt*

AH CAHM AWN IT'S NOT LIKE MAHKY MAHK HAS WHACKED NO VIETNAMESE GUYS WITH A STICK LATELY. HE'S A WICKED AWESOME MEMBAH OF SOCIETY.

You mean The Backwards Man?