elbow shit elbow uhhhhhh vulva!

College students who live in punk houses and refuse to pay for food in some misguided attempt at pissing off their rich parents.

How are you liking Alien: Isolation? I've been considering picking it up.

*Rips off fake Foxworthy mustache, revealing larger mustache underneath*

I saw them live years ago, and the first word out of their mouths was "diarrhea". It was also the next 20 or so words out of their mouths. It was a good experience.

He's a good kid. He's just a misguided little asshole.

This is a pretty shallow yet common criticism of Nintendo. Take Mario for example. Almost every Mario game has completely new mechanics built on top of basic platformer mechanics. It seems people are only looking at Mario and thinking "same game", rather than looking at all the changes to the gameplay. So I'm left…

I tried sharing some older Nintendo and Sega games with one of my nephews, and he immediately declared them dumb and went back to playing Call of Duty and Madden. He's 7. They grow up so fast :'(.

I don't mean to be rude, sir, but you've misspelled "boob".

[to the tune of "You're the Best Around"]

Hell, where I'm from there are 20-year-old grandparents.

At first I thought the other LOST characters were calling him "la penis", which I thought was a bit bawdy for network television.

Weird. The only time I can use those horrific piss troughs some bars have is when I'm hovering on the edge of blackout. It's also the only time I can tell someone I love them. I love you, scrappybilhuj njnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjnjhuj

if(lovin > hatin){
buyGreasyBurger();
haltAndCatchFire();
}

When I was a teen, I actually enjoyed this song when it was used in movies, commercials, etc. just because it's so goofy and over the top.

"Self-righteousness is all well and good." — Sonia Saraiya

Just so long as it's not another Great Job, Internet!

I bought a banjo, tried to help a friend install a new hard drive but abandoned him when I realized whoever originally installed Windows on his system was a psychopath, and continued trudging through The Evil Within (the back half is a bit of a drag). I also finished watching 30 Rock and am now doing the traditional…

I feddup widdis movie!

I believe Mecha Zhu Li will save everyone.