On the topic of Modest Mouse, I just got the re-released Lonesome Crowded West LP in the mail today, and it came with a digital download code. I already have a digital copy, and no one I know seems to want it. Any of you AV Clubbers want it?

Someone needs to start a Ryan Murphy gimmick account that is just incoherent, strangely sexual babbling. Not me, though. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

Yeah, what cartoons do in the privacy of their own underwater pineapples is their business, but I don't wanna see it!

This sounds like something I could use. I've been experimenting with this whole "sleep" thing this week, and I'm just not getting it.

I was just hoping for a moviefication of the Seinfeld episode is all.

He did do Bubble Boy, though.

Do they still package Nintendo Land with Wii U? Because, believe it or not, that game is extremely enjoyable.

I'll cosine.

My vote is for Hodgman's question: "What have you done today?". It's simple, but potentially very interesting. And it says much more about a person than who they think they can take in a fight.

But what about every other night?

The terrible truth is she learned it from watching me.

I make sure to act as erratic and disruptive as my cat, if for no other reason than to show her how it feels.

My great grandpa, King Shit Rat (yes, I come from royalty), used to regale us with tales of a History Channel that wasn't a misnomer.

I was really hoping Gone Girl would turn into Chasing Amy halfway through.

I'd go with Airbender. I'm already a vegetarian; flying would be cool; I'm probably going to lose my hair, so might as well shave it off; and being a nomad would be alright.

Does the residual guilt from my Catholic upbringing really shine through that strongly?

"We have to pay the troll toll, Kate!"

I do it sometimes when I feel too happy.

It rhymes with "wall", right?

Ahhh, skeet skeet! :)