oh fuuuuuck that. cities toss money at pro sports franchises to build bigass stadiums footed by the taxpayers' dime - money they're largely not gonna get back, that could've been spent directly helping the people of said city not only that, but how many riots happen after so-and-so wins [insert recent pro/collegiate…

if we're talking about the theatrical cut of the carpenter halloween, we learn but a few things about mssr myers:
1) he killed his sister at a young age.
2) he's since been in an asylum for the criminally insane.
3) after escaping said asylum, he's now on the prowl.

this. monster villains generally need exposition provided to the viewers to understand their behaviors, but knowing michael myers's opinions in regard to the dogme 95 movement will never make him scarier.

thing is, that can be a very tough tightrope to walk - too little characterization, and it comes off as a reductive, babylogic view on the ~human condition~; too much characterization, and you now have a dark drama about a villain protagonist rather than outright horror.

as long as vanessa's hypothetical normie boyfriend doesn't get addicted to evil gov't steroids and/or drinking vamp-blood, we should be good.

most every single online community i've ever come across has had to have at least one get-off-my-lawn hardcore-curmudgeon dude who always backs petitioning the empty sky whilst he simultaneously shits on everything that followed.
i don't get why so many folks who listen(ed) to heavy music feel the need to go all andy…

(crimson-colored text flashes on the screen: "DA BA DEE/DA BA DIEEEE")

put her in that brown vest, and we got ourselves a ringer.

miranda july star wars would be bonkers…in a good way(?)

whoa, whoa, whoa! careful, jc; everyone knows whoever uses the B-word in your movies won't make it to the credits sequence.

*something of a commotion arises in the jury box*
order! order, i say!
*a gimp-suited judge slams a neon green dildo's testes (in lieu of a gavel) repeatedly on his desk*

with all due respect, i do believe you are confusing "penal code" with "penile code"

i'd much prefer a karate kid wherein johnny murders and devours daniel larusso at the end (as is his due.)

*crosses arms over giant gold-plated crucifix necklace, tilts mitre to the side*

counterpoint: zardoz.

why not all three?

depending on who's airing this hypothetical show, it need not be an either/or proposition per se

her presence IS the present.

bill cosby in a fatsuit, maybe?

maybe ~some~ people can deal with watching his let's play videos wherein he never seems to reload his goddamn weapon when he's got like, one bullet left. shit drove me c r a z y on his run-through of the last of us in partics