Levandowski was ultimately doomed when he had no idea how to get out of this predicament and tried to google the answer. In retrospect, he should’ve used Ask Jeeves.

Big deal. Juicero can do the same thing if you cram a carton of Ben and Jerrys in there. 

Big deal. Juicero can do the same thing if you cram a carton of Ben and Jerrys in there. 

“None of this is “fair,” so to speak, but it’s the way it is right now”. How do you wish us to accept these miserable affairs? Suck it up?

Well they could always ship the children then...

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

I would never have guessed by The Randomly capitalized Letters and grammar-uncomfortable sentence Structure along, with mnay misspellinggs In the prodcut Page that this would be cheaply made.

I would never have guessed by The Randomly capitalized Letters and grammar-uncomfortable sentence Structure along,…

Here’s a big one that everyone forgets... “Don’t try to reduce everything to a poorly-written infographic”.

I’m an introvert. This reinforcing the idea that introverts don’t have social skills. It does take more effort and energy for introverts to socialize, but many of us are quite good at it. Many of these things are simple tips on social skills that everyone should learn. Learn to interact with people in a healthy manner…

I’m an introvert. I like my quiet time. I enjoy being alone. The best thing you can do for yourself is to get out of your comfort zone and learn to communicate. This is probably one of the biggest impediments to success. You don’t have to be the life of the party, but definitely put the time and effort to learn to…

No lie, a guy I went to high school with actually did this during a bar fight, then went to jail for attempted murder. Pretty crazy.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

My E46's Easter egg is a ticking time bomb water pump. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BAVARIA! THAT’LL BE $800!

It doesn’t have to, he’s making fun of Millennials!

I have been riding motorcycles for 9 years, and I still bicycle as well. People pull out in front of me all the time. Maybe they didn’t see me or judged my speed wrong, or maybe they’re just jerks. Who knows - not worth getting worked up about. That’s why I just stay alert.

At the end of the day, I guarantee you the motorcyclist and the driver of the car are less offended than you are over this.

This is where you try to report me to the authorities for cyber bullying you.

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

“Keep pulling the sweater...”

“This is not a “protest”, it’s a statement!”

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