And a Weiner sending dick pics!

Levandowski was ultimately doomed when he had no idea how to get out of this predicament and tried to google the answer. In retrospect, he should’ve used Ask Jeeves.

My favorite water scam is John Ellis Water. He sells a kettle that he claims changes the bond angle of water molecules. The natural bond angle is 104º which, you see, is all wrong. His machine changes it to 114º which is obviously way better. It also “...breaks down the hydrogen bonds...” of water, which he says helps…

I laugh at this stuff all the time. The only time I have ever seen people’s blood PH change and stay that way is in the ICU when people are dying. The body’s homeostatic mechanism for this is the kidneys. If you drink more alkaline stuff, your body dumps it, same for acidic stuff. To overcome this very basic level of…

Once a person has declared themselves to be a Flat-Earther, who gives a shit what else they believe?

I don’t understand this flat earth thing. I live in Chicago, and even though they are small, I have to walk up and down hills. I’ve been to Colorado and Hawaii, they have mountains. Even Kansas isn’t that flat? How can they think the Earth is flat? It’s bumpy all the way around.

Big deal. Juicero can do the same thing if you cram a carton of Ben and Jerrys in there. 

Big deal. Juicero can do the same thing if you cram a carton of Ben and Jerrys in there. 

“None of this is “fair,” so to speak, but it’s the way it is right now”. How do you wish us to accept these miserable affairs? Suck it up?

A bad movie? Who the fuck are you? Apparently a bad critic. I don’t know why I keep reading your articles... Have you noticed you take a shit on the subject matter in the majority of your dribble? Why don’t you just post about all the shit you hate in one go? Clearly you do not belong at io9, you should have been at a…

Finally an update for my XP computer!

I love “real sushi” and I love all that shit you just said too. Let people like things.

You can buy the printer for about $29 bucks. The paper will cost you $50 per sheet, though.

How in the blue hell do we have 3 Cars movies and a Cars spinoff before anything else related to the Incredibles has come to light?

You just made me do research into why Qtips were invented and now I’m mad that I had to learn something.

The medical value of having an ENT [ear, nose and throat specialist] clean ears that have a history of problems should not be underestimated.

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