And here I was led to believe that Hillary was history’s greatest monster. I certainly wish that poor spelling and typos were this guy’s worst characteristics.

I can’t decide if it’s funny, infuriating, or sad (and yes, I know I’m setting someone up here).

Autocorrect is Facke News!

This hurts deep down in my sole.

And slowly the commentators went grey.

PENDING APPROVAL

“(Section) 337 (of California’s Code of Civil Procedure Pertaining to Contract Statutes) is a Joke”

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Fear of a Breached Contract.

Just because he wants it, that doesn’t mean he gets it.

No. That’s an actual honor reserved for people who do good things and actually serve the country. He doesn’t get to have that just because he thinks he’s entitled to it, like everything else he’s ever grifted in his life.

No, he needs an Obama statue to be commissioned, constructed, dismantled and then a statue of himself placed on that spot.

this turkey’s a little dry

I wish for a turkey sandwich... AND I don’t want any ZOMBIE turkeys, and I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it, paw?

Considering how many companies he’s bankrupted, it’s not like he doesn’t have a long legacy of bailing on shit once he fucks it up, leaving others to clean up his mess.

Jon Snow AKA Jonny Sand AKA Ghostface Targayen AKA Lil’ Aegon AKA Auntlover Supreme

Trickle down jesus

I have freed you from your silvery prison, my fellow captive.

Supply Side Jesus FTW!

When it was evening, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is now late; send the crowds away so that they may go into the villages and buy food for themselves.” ¹⁶Jesus said to them, “That’s right. If these people want to eat, they need to get jobs and pay for food themselves!”