Dane Cook has the “huuuuuuuge personality” of a huuuuuuuge blob of half-dried Veganaise. To call his “jokes” something as complimentary as “ok” is an extreme stretch.

Will Ferrell is one of the greatest comedic actors in the past 20 years. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see him do standup.

She’s like Dane Cook: average jokes but usually her huuuuuuge personality carries them over the line. This time it didn’t, much like it did for Dane sometimes. Comedians that rely on a big personality to cover for ok material don’t last long.

Is this a good time to raise the issue of how famous she seems to be for relatively little prominent work? As best as I can tell, she somehow became a household name earlier this year after a part in one ensemble movie last year and now it’s like, of course, Tiffany Haddish should host the Oscars. I’m not…

She posted a video before this set yesterday, she was partying hard the night before and was planning to party some more that night. In the video she couldn’t even remember the venue she was performing at, she probably wasn’t in the mind to perform that night.

I am offended by that insinuation!

Did this movie really need not one but two black guys to sacrifice themselves for the white folks? I also guess black women don’t make it through the apocalypse

Again, homes should be built to withstand how people use them. People drained pasta 35 years ago, too, and plumbing not being able to withstand boiling water is just plain stupid.

That was Daniele Watts, not Lupita Nyong’o.

If this wasn’t all so terribly awful a hint of diversity would be mild positive for him.

Perhaps Weinstein thinks that the public will be more willing to believe that a black woman is lying than it will believe the numerous white women who have accused him are lying?

He and his entire team are idiots. What could possibly be gained from addressing this one individual allegation?

Hm, what made him pick her out specifically to respond to? I wonder.

Those boots are way less cool than they should be. The snake should be coiling around the entire shaft, not all scrunched up on the side like an earthworm on the sidewalk after a rainstorm.

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

Yes! And you know she would not shove them in your face, but would be cool in the way she wore them.

Yeah, this is a fan event, but let’s make sure we get my boots in the shots, because it’s really all about me.

He hangs out with middle-aged racist edgelords who have becom alt-right darlings.

Anyone else find his online personality extremely insufferable? I think he’s funny when he’s featured in TV shows and movies, but god damn his Twitter feed is stuffed with retweets from fans venerating his “genius” and overwrought witticisms to anyone criticizing him in the slightest. Dude craves adoration like a…

‘There’s no better standup working today than Patton Oswalt’.... Not sure I agree with that sweeping generalization.