What on earth happened to them? I mean WOW. If one of them came up to me on the street I’d assume it was a crackhead begging for a fix. SERIOUSLY why do some women go to lengths to look like that?

They could very easily New Becky this situation and I doubt any viewers would actually care.

My question is, if it’s apparently popular enough to go into a third season, why can’t they just cast someone else? It’s been two decades, it should be really easy to use one of those “age up” things they do for missing kids and apply it to the Olsens as toddlers, then find an actress who roughly fits that image.

“Remember that one time? We had fun, didn’t we? Call me back!”

Good god, the people who are involved in this garbage show are like a pesky ex you can’t get rid of.

Right? They were RAISED on that show. They weren’t even old enough to give any consent/interest (as far as a small child can really consent to working). They churned out their movies and shows and appearances in a huge way. I in no way blame them for not wanting to come back for what would only be nostalgic benefit.…

For these people to even expect them to return seems kinda gross to me. They were really begging these two to come back to a job they were probably forced into doing as toddlers out of some kind of obligation?

They’ve subsisted on a diet of rosé and cigarette butts for the last 15 years.

Not to mention that weird way they hold their mouths like they’re being caught mid exhale. What is that?!

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

Considering how bad Fuller House is the Olsen twins have made the right choice here. Sometimes rebooting something we feel a sense of fond nostalgia for is a bad idea.

Mary-Kate and Ashley often end up looking like snobs and ingrates when these stories come to light, but—

What did they do to their faces!? :(

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Ok, I know we shouldn’t body shame people, but man, I had to look up how old those two are, because they look ...., I don’t know, rough, is the best word I can come up with. 
They are only 31!!

There is no angle that could make me think that Scott Dicksick dating a 19 year old who hangs with his teenage ex-step-sisters is anything less that fucking sick and disgusting.

“Our Condolences Sofia” would’ve been more appropriate. Also, “WTF Are You Thinking?!?”

“Congratulations Scott and Sophia!”