Glad you had a good time, lady who homeschools her kids and also doesn’t buy them Christmas presents.

It’s winter in Canada. I’ll be here for the next four months.

Try to express yourself using your grown-up words.

“fun day trips”

Yes, but at least I had sufficient foresight to not have children.

You realize that saying “I’ve nothing to be smug about” is a form of smugness?

Smugsmugsmugsmug “I would never”

It’s extremely smug.

Literally, your 5-year-old doesn’t know what they want, and you’re a lame-ass parent for not expanding their horizons beyond shitty, cheap lego.

also lol @ Barbies.

Do you like it, or does it make you feel insecure about not working hard enough to adequately provide for your children?

A world where Wal-Mart doesn’t exist?

A generous one with nice things?

“Spending more on toys doesn’t equate to their children being happier.”

Get your kid some nice silver cufflinks and a subscription to AARP. I bet they’ll appreciate it eventually.

Why not do all those things and not be a stingy Christmas Jew?

Not only cheap, but also extremely smug (and so clearly full of shit).

Also, what gives you the impression that I have/want kids?

Yes, people who can’t afford to provide for their children shouldn’t have them.

Assuming a $76,000 median family income (~$64,600 after taxes) and two kids, $400 amounts to approximately 0.62% of your annual income.