And let’s be realistic, your kids will almost certainly be assholes. It’s just the most likely outcome.

This is about you, not me.

You said that already.

If you don’t want hot takes, maybe don’t broadcast your cheapskate parenting strategies.

Another solution: Buy your kids lots of gifts, but also beat them.

THEY ARE THE LARGER SETS I SWEAR

I think you would love yourself more if you had the ability to give.

Poor you.

There are Lego sets, and then there are LEGO SETS.

Let’s be honest: your kids are probably going to be shitty no matter what.

Maybe don’t have children if you’re broke.

You’re a hostile cheapskate, but that’s OK.

Anyway, your odious humblebrag has and will be sufficiently flamed. Good day, madam.

Giving your “kids” “cookies” for Christmas doesn’t unequivocally make you a shitty mom, but it probably does.

Same yo

It means I am Jewish and fucking love giving/getting tons of things and stuff for “Christmas.”

It means many Jews are hostile toward the materialism of Christmas.

First of all, I am Canadian, and Jewish.

tl;dr: You’re a grad student who, for some reason, decided to have kids.

You make some of the jews I know seem downright jolly.