I only use the flat buds, not the ones that go deeper into your ear, but I also only use them with cloth covers. Sucks when someone borrows them and you find dried skin or earwax on them, so I have a policy of never sharing them. I usually keep a spare, unused pair in my bag anyway if there's something that someone…

So you feel good because you rented a cheap, and tacky-looking suit, didn't actually pay for an average hotel, and didn't lose completely at the lowest draw game in the casino?

I thought I was going crazy for a moment. I've been reading the Sandman collection, beginning to end (I've just finished The Kindly Ones and The Wake), and saw your username scroll past with a moment of panic that I was gonna start seeing Dream everywhere.

I was going to disagree, but perhaps people like you are better off sticking with what you think is right. All the quicker to get you out of the gene pool.

No negative health effects? Bullshit. You're still drawing nicotine into your body and into your heart. A friend of mine started on eCigs, and started getting severe chest pains his doctor told him that even as little as he used them, he was still damaging his heart and would have a heart attack sooner rather than…

I carry a koga, which is similar to a kubotan, but a lot thicker and rounded at both ends. I've had to use it twice since I got it, but it serves me well. Most would-be hasslers where I live are just drunks or assholes, so they expect a fist, not this. You can use it for strikes, thrusts, jabs, etc.

I prefer them, personally. I'm a snooty 'European style' shopper too, so they're really handy.

I think this is the YouTube VFX reel equivalent of the Geocities website with the animated gifs for your email contact, crappy midi background music and poorly sized frames.

More accurately, Apple will ban it, then update iOS with it built in like they invented it.

It's better than VB and XXXX, but I'd much rather a Coopers Lager, Pure Blond, or Little Creatures.

Way to try and strike controversy where none exists. This is the kind of hack journalism that destroys good sites. Stop it.

I'm surprised that no one has seen the point of a watch on your case. I mean, everyone carries phones, but why do people still wear watches? So they can check the time without having to pull your phone out, take it out of its case if you keep it in a soft cover or other case that doesn't show the front screen, press…

What are you, some kind of Apple fanboi? I mean, what's this 'use as intended and wait for them to release updates as they've been field-tested to make sure they actually work' bullshit?

You're a fucking idiot.

Everything I've ever dreamed of doing? That is, of course, assuming I WANT to be some kind of military meathead. I mean,why the fuck would I want to sleep in some Iraqi palace or rappel out of any kind of helicopter, take fire or do anything for the Great State of 'Murrica? Shit, I'm quite happy with my life, such as…

I set up a camera to see what my cat did when I was away. Turns out she's running an international arms ring. I saw her kill a guy for missing his payment.

Sure, 'infantryman,' sure. I see right through you, and it amuses me.

DO NOT DEFY THE WRATH OF THE WELL-WRITTEN BASEMENT-DWELLER! HE KNOWS ALL! HE SEES ALL! HE INSULTS YOU WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO NOT BE A CUNT TO PEOPLE! RARRRBLGARRRBL!