HAI GUISE, I'MMA EXPERT ON GUNS BECUZ I RUN AROUND MY YARD WITH A LEATHER COAT AND PRETEND I'M JOHN WOO. WANT MY OPINION ON THESE?

It looks like one of those dudes might know savate, or at least the cane fighting style that's still practised. I'd love to learn that, but pity canes are no longer fashionable.

I love gift cards! I'm picky when it comes to gifts - people know what I like, but my range of interests doesn't mean you can get me any old thing related to it. I like books, but my sister bought me a shitty trilogy from a really bad author I hate. My friend bought me two Wii games I didn't want, and another bought…

Oh boo-fucking-hoo. You essentially signed up for a two year contract, KNOWING you wouldn't be around for the full two years, taking the word of a salesperson (who likely gets bonuses paid on commission, and targets to achieve). And now you're whining because the company wants you to pay for the charges you agreed to…

We need a wide-spread campaign to educate girls on the little-known delete button of their camera, and that not every photo - every blurry, streaky, ugly photo - needs to be posted on Facebook. See also: How To Not Tag Embarrassing Photos.

This doesn't work for me. Mine is Self Portrait, then ends. Ha!