I’m going to break this down point by point:

Banning all firearms in this country is a logistical impossibility. The last time I checked, there were nearly three firearms per person in the US. No halfway sensible gun control advocate that I know wants a total ban on firearms—and that’s certainly not what I was calling…

Shooting in area where guns aren’t allowed: “See? Gun bans don’t work!”

This is where the magic (of friendship) happens.

This is where the Magic (the gathering) happens.

Magic is just technology we don’t understand.

I’ve not said a word about my own political leanings, nor have I ever advocated for a total ban on firearms; there are roughly three firearms per person in the US—getting rid of them all would be a logistical impossibility.

Also, I come from a law enforcement and military family, and am married to a current US service…

Your racist dogwhistle aside, you’re being deliberately obtuse.

Obtaining a gun for use in Chicago is, as others have told you, a matter of an hour’s travel or less. Firearms can be easily purchased in Indiana, and getting to Indiana from Chicago takes no time at all.

It’s as if you believe that firearms may only be…

Fed up with this shit. Enough is e(fucking)nough.

Is this where the magic happens? 

I present to you, the Jericho Missile

More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.

*ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴏɴ

“This is where the magic happens.”

...I fear where this may lead.

There may not be a shitstorm to wait for; while armchair pundits and bloggers can shit all over anyone they want at any time, politicians have to be a little more circumspect in how they treat others—even ideological opponents.

The conventional social custom is to not actively shit on a human being immediately after…

Cap-ture meeeee

Iiiiiii’llllll sliiiiiither oooooon...
In a game or twooooooooooo!