Ah the old “I’m not racist - I have a black friend!” Defense.

2nd gear:  I learned to drive in DC.   You learned to fear any vehicle with diplomatic plates.  A good way to describe it was imagine a tourist that had never been to a big city driving around town.  Now add a belief (true or not) that rules didn’t apply to them and that they could do whatever they wanted to.  Red…

Right? That photo above is like he watched Undercover Brother and thought it was a documentary.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

I’m operating under the assumption that Kanye has already forgotten that he’s running for President.  

No, he did not send in militarized police into BC. The RCMP were enforcing a Provincial court’s order, which Trudeau has no jurisdiction over. Additionally, the talks that were agreed to that did resolve the immediate crisis were predicated nation to nation status and the legitimacy of indigenous title. From the joint…

He should be sentenced to no less than 5 years of teaching hungry polar bears algebra on some remote island in the far, far north.

I keep hearing John Cena’s in this, but for some reason I can’t see him.

Fixed! 

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

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So I was wrong, Extinction Rebellion has managed to do the impossible and unite all parts of UK society despite our current times. The left, the right, the unions, media personalities, the young, the old, the rich, the poor, all races, all genders, all united with a common belief.

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

“The Forgotten Story of Peter Norman” - Joe Posnanski

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

In case the subject line didn’t clue you in, I think this guy may also be a published author. Explains that $400K.

Subject: I am a straight white man that has a penis, loves sports, hates crybabies, hates socialists and terrorists, doesn’t want open borders, thinks men and women should have separate bathrooms, hates colin kapernick, makes over $400k/year, loves guns, supports our police and military, stands for the national…

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.