Spider-Man, Spider-Man

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

But then replace it with a nearly identical deal, and claim a massive diplomatic victory.  We should ignore the fact that you criticized the previous deal as horrible. 

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Lol, that slow mo...she got (Ralph) Wiggumed.

I think it’s time for America’s Dad to go down to the corner store for some cigarettes and not come back.

A circumcised penis does generally look better on camera, yes.

You made me do this.

You think that’s bad, wait until he has to meet with the President of Niger.

lol what strangea take.

I understood that reference.

It’s what the kids saw when they looked down off the top bunk

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that no Raptors = no Raptors mascot = no inflatable Raptors mascot pratfalls, and no one in their right mind wants to live in a world where this never happened:

I grew up in Vancouver and one of my close, lifelong friends is of Punjabi descent.

“whinging”..... it’s Ireland, show some research.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Mario Kart.

Trevor Bauer makes so much sense now.