Like, if catcalling is the best way you can think of to get a date, YOU HAVE WAY BIGGER PROBLEMS.

Exactly, I don’t understand what the fuss is about. Don’t email women on a professional, social-networking site to tell them they’re pretty. Why is this such a hard pill to swallow??

For fuck’s sake.

I think the black paint on the toddler is what elevates it? It could be that the little girl wanted to look like mommy, but somehow covering kind of sexualizes (Original Sin). Either way the mother was exposing her child to the attention of strangers, so maybe not a great choice? (as a kid I would have freaked to be…

Yeah, I’m finding it very hard to get the slightest bit upset with the NY Post here, which is a new feeling for me. Like, yes, their campaign against the desnudas is terrible. But a fucking toddler had her nipples painted over and was put topless in a frilly dress next to her mom, who was selling a sex-adjacent…

The answer is that everyone who goes to Time Square is now obligated to be nude.

Oh lawdy.

As a mom of a little girl, I’m super offended that she was ordered to cover up. She’s a toddler. The joy of being a toddler is being able to run round naked without a care in the world.

And I also respect the mom hopefully trying to instill a value of body autonomy to the tot.

But, there is a part of me that’s…

If you were appalled or found the cake in bad taste, you likely wouldn’t pose next to it smiling. Sorry, but I doubt my politeness would extend that far.

Oh good god, it was truly terrible. There was not one sympathetic character in the whole film.

Ugh, that was HORRIBLE. Talk about wahhhhh syndrome, every single character in that film was The Worst. Fucking awful.

He is just not good. He does not make good things or do good work. It’s that simple.

Oh, I hated that movie. I saw it in the theatre and I really wanted my money back.

We all loved Garden State for exactly one year.

To answer your question, would it make their petitioning against vaccination any less baseless to me, or any less apparently dangerous to the lives of children in their catchment area? No.

Gift idea: diamond cream

what no five year olds are just incompetant blobs they can’t write letters or have feelings.

y’all need to meet my 3 year old niece, who declared she wanted to get her own job so she could buy who own diamonds, thank you very much.

#independantbabies

It’s gonna be on TBS and premiere sometime in Jan 2016. I can’t wait, she was my favorite correspondent.

Help us Sam Bee, you’re our only hope.

So then I take it you’re willing to corral your friends and family to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and house the homeless? Because some churches do, in fact, accomplish those things and provide a direct means for their members to accomplish those things.