Ha, I noticed the text lent itself to two interpretations too ;)

Or when dudes slap their dick against your clit a la mainstream pornography? These children need better sexual guidance.

I love Laffy taffy jokes #notbeingironic

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

At my school, every dorm had signs pointing to where you were supposed to go along with some attempt at light-hearted fun/bad jokes.

I feel like this is some sort of Kanye inspired art project about how Kim is the only woman that’s ever mattered or something.

You can see the pasties through the dress. Blegh.

“Dear Sir,

Because Kanye picked it out. He needed somewhere to keep his compact.

And they’ll use the word “tremendous” a lot, because even though a lot of people seem to agree with their self-proclamation of being “the smartest guy in the room,” their vocabulary seems to be just as lacking in diversity as their hopeful vision of a lilywhite nation.

I get my sister’s hand me downs too.

I’d watch it!

I know. :P

Holy shit... Look at this jackass playing SJW.

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

The answer to all your questions is: MAGIC. Brilliant, fantastic, octarine magic.