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I feel like most of the bros I know who say they are libertarian don’t know what it’s all about, or how to even spell it. I’m putting Pratt into that category.

People are weak. That doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be held accountable if they can’t grow a spine.

That’s not Dan’s message. He talks about how monogamy is hard and it takes work and we should be more honest about that. If you don’t want to be monogamous, that’s okay but don’t go make a commitment to someone that you will be. Also if you have had an affair and you are genuinely sorry about the pain it has caused,

Wrong. People are not pressured in to thinking that. They are however held accountable for their words and actions. If you commit to a relationship, society holds you accountable. If that relationship means you agree to only fuck one another, there you go. If that relationship means you agree to fuck others, there you

That’s a load of bullshit right there. The anger is not at monogomy, it’s at liars. People who trick their partners in to believing they are in fact in to one partner and only one partner. This isn’t about people not being progressive, open minded or whatever else garbage is currently tossed out. In fact, it’s the

Denise Huxatable set the bar for cool 80’s teen so unobtainably high most girls couldn’t see it?

Dan Savage would vehemently condemn all of these men, most of all Josh Duggar. I haven’t listen to the Savage Lovecast yet today (literally about to), but I’m willing to bet that the starting monologue is about how these men are dickbags, not victims. He only condones adultery if your partner is extremely ill/dying or

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

Please tell me any reason why I shouldn’t adore Lisa and Zoë. Otherwise, I will love them forever because all I see is awesome and cool.

I bet Birb is totally in the AM hack. But he registered as Squirrel, which was v. cunning.

The dick thing doesn’t really faze me, to be honest. Acting isn’t a normal job, and actors aren’t normal people. You’re working incredibly silly hours doing ludicrous things, are constantly in and out of your clothes at work, and are regularly kissing and fake-sexing your co-workers. Someone getting naked for a joke

Is it just me that cringes whenever people confuse “breathe” and “breath”?

Anna Kendrick’s twitter feed is everything I want to say about my own life. She is me. I am her. She doesn’t know that so don’t tell her because I’m a stranger and she would be afraid.

Here’s hoping there’s no statue in that park that we are supposed to never talk about and take no notice of.

Hey, I’m not gonna tell the Mysterious Hooded Figures that they can’t leave the dog park and aren’t allowed to drop meat in other parks.

He’s obviously just trying to steak his claim to the playground, but perhaps his scheme wasn’t properly fleshed out. If you have questions, he’d be happy to meat you there and you can chew the fat, but I tendon to think that would be a bad idea.

That's the only natural part about it.

She’s God, right?

sigh

OBVIOUSLY she is god. Duh. Sheesh. Kids these days.