On the gawker post, the top comment is a guy who was in solitary confinement for two weeks and he talks about how it was actual torture, and you lose track of time, and how it really fucks with you.

I really hope President Obama gives her a pardon at the end of his term. She shouldn’t be in there, in the first place, and prisons are just hard as hell on transgendered individuals. #PardonChelsea

also legit just learned that toothpaste has an expiration date

Let’s talk about Christine Ouzounian.

The (really not at all) funny thing about the Lamar Odom stuff is that I was literally *just* talking about the way tabloids treat his relationship with Khloe. They have a hard-on for publishing the most incendiary headlines about him, and he does everything wrong. You’re supposed to feel bad for Khloe about all this,…

I think that TMZ’s treament of Odom is less because of his race, and more because Harvey Levin has a deal with Odom’s former mother-in-law.

Anonymous is looking. I follow anonyous on twitter, and they asked if anyone knew anyone who went to meet Cosby and never returned.

Aspiration of vomit is also a likely possibility when mixing booze and meds (or just booze, or just meds). I hope one of his henchmen comes forward one day... there must be some people who know the truth.

It also helps them when police have a backlog of thousands/millions of untested rape kits, and have a “couldn’t be bothered” attitude about it for decades.

I’m going with this: Migulgl zol er vern in a henglayhter, by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brenen. (Yiddish)

I am still waiting on a missing woman. Mixing knockout drugs and alcohol over so many years...I fear it is just a matter of time.

Additionally, the bill stipulates that students across the state should learn about the Second Amendment for three weeks, for one class period per day. Schools would teach these lessons using a curriculum developed or recommended by the National Rifle Association.

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

Fewer, Hillary. it should be fewer.

Love you too.

Well when you put it that was I just imagine summoning a soul sucking demon at a crossroads. Seeing as how Pornhub can leave me feeling dead inside, that seems like a fairly apt comparison.

Yo dawg, I heard you like pussy