No, he is Southern Rock. Leave Rockabilly alone!

I’m not worried about country singers but if Shemar Moore ever visits our town I’ll have to lock my wife in the basement.

Well, I was out driving. ‘Cause you know how much I love driving. When suddenly, I had to take the *biggest pee in the world*! So I went to this washroom...

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

There will be no comments as most of us do not have the stamina or finger strength to get to replies. So I stopped in the middle, ran to the store, and I am now soaking my sore mousefinger in this.

Oil pulling, detox, people still buy into this b.s. huh? The only product I endorse is Gleemonex.

I don’t think you know what that word means. (Hint: NOT Kid Rock)

rude 2 rockabilly

Or “The Emperor’s New Clothes”

My daughter named this “Oh My God Mom Why Did You Buy Neon Orange You’re So Embarrassing”

THIS. So much. I wondered if I was the only person who actually read TKAMB to begin with, because it’s right there in the text.

Post-partum Pink

Given your readings of these two books, I now actually want to read Watchman, and to re-read Mockingbird, which I hated in high school. Well-played.

Reminds me of the middle class version of what my mom and I used to do: her doing her workout videos and me trying to imitate them behind her. Difference is that there’s an adult who can teach her age appropriate moves so she doesn’t fall all over the place I did.

I know tons of two year olds who are in tumble bunnies, or swim classes, or baby dance, or whatever. Kim doesn’t exactly have the luxury of putting North in a class and not subjecting her (and all the other babies) to hoards of paparazzi, so hiring someone to come to her makes sense. It’s sad though.

KK item translation: Her personal trainer humors North twice a week with a little “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”.

Gaga’s Matchmaking Mastery

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous…